I bet if we dusted her heart for fingerprints, we’d only find yours.– Rudy Francisco (via wolf-cub)
tavrosofnitram: “let me like that post so i can look at it again sometime!”
Cool story bro. Do you wanna hear mine? It's a...
Him: see you soon?
Him: good, because I can't go forever without you.
I friggen love him so friggen much wa
mom: what are you thinking about
me: why is diarrhea real
bastardofbodom: How I’m feeling right now:
zombikki: veganasfuck: how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. this is the best joke ever
me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
me at home: